To be fair though, Pizza is far more useful :D

"Far more useful"? Ich weiss nicht,
1)Weizen ist hoch giftig & zur menschl. Ernährung recht ungeeignet!
2) Polizei braucht man/frau hin & wieder, wenn, dann kanns echt wichtig sein!!!

Arm the pizza delivery guys and have them on speed-dial. Maybe this will help the "serve and protect" paradigm of police to get back into action.

I like pizza more than I like the police. I'd never put the police in my mouth.