There should be a way to ask the NSA for our "backups"!
I mean, they're already storing all of our communications, why have redundancies such as Google or Dropbox?
That's such a waste of resources, what would uncle capitalism and aunt austerity think of all these inefficiency?

*this

These jokes were popular in 2013

But still... there is bulk data collection by the empire, public spending is being cut because austerity and public services are being privatized because "efficiency" (in most countries infected by neoliberalism). So I guess the jokes are still the same.